26 8 / 2014

krisbuscus:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

bandsdidyoumeanlife:

If an intruder ever comes to fucking murder you. You throw your mother fucking head back pull your arms in weird shapes and whip your head forward again and say the anti crist has awoken whilst smiling the biggest smile you have ever made. no smart person would ever fuck around with you if you did that.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS PLEASE ABORT MISSION ABORT MISSION

I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFFFEEE

(via timeandrelativedimensioninpace)

26 8 / 2014

1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

1hund:

monkonacid:

LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY

I SPIT MY DRINK

(via ruinedchildhood)

26 8 / 2014

(Source: jack-baraatwat, via shisno)

26 8 / 2014

26 8 / 2014

26 8 / 2014

ketchuprocket:

all-the-other-humans:

Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

ketchuprocket:

all-the-other-humans:

Fucking physics

Somewhere in the world, a physics professor writes the perfect exam question.

(Source: engineeringnow, via timeandrelativedimensioninpace)

26 8 / 2014

26 8 / 2014

26 8 / 2014

26 8 / 2014

amelia-e-shepard:

i’ll probably still be on steam beyond the grave tbh

(via thedoctorthetardisandi)

26 8 / 2014

hotsuburbandad:

bamyasi:

cooldudebro:

petition for the tumblr mods to ban all the tumblr famous with over 200 followers. they are full of themselves and are all assholes and they are impossible to avoid. let me blog in peace -_-

destroy the tumblr famous bourgeoise

Distribute followers/notes equally amongst the proletarians

(via sherlockshiatus)

26 8 / 2014

26 8 / 2014

"I’m gonna take my shot. For better or w o r s e
                                               no matter the consequences.”

(Source: supernaturaldaily, via sophsiri)

26 8 / 2014

femme-and-furious:

i’m here, i’m queer, sorry i’m late i overslept

(via rnashpotato)

26 8 / 2014

I just bought myself a little treat.

And I’m happy.

Woohoo!